Carole Radziwill Was Once On A Mission To Date Liam Neeson

December 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Carole Radziwill, formerly of Real Housewives of New York, was once really hard up for Liam Neeson. I mean, we all know (NSFW warning: huge, swinging, Liam sausage at the link) why. But she met Liam at a party and was so enamored with his huge dick and ability to single-handedly kill an entire crew of sex traffickers charm that she made it a mission to date him. She failed, though so…

Carole explained her love to Town & Country, saying it all started at one of Andy Cohen‘s Christmas parties years ago with an act of chivalry–AKA when Liam told off some drunk dude who bumped into her. via Page Six:

“Another man walked past in the overcrowded room and bumped me out of his way, spilling my eggnog… [Liam] put his huge hand on my arm to steady me, and then I could hear his deep Rob Roy Irish voice: “Hey, listen. If you can’t watch where you’re going I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” Liam was going to ask this stranger to leave and it wasn’t even his apartment!”

The two I guess hit it off and later on in the evening they shared a kiss:

“Not a French kiss, but a longer-than-hello one.”

That evening Carole says she “crystallized” him, which is the act of projecting “impossibly perfect characteristics onto the object of your desire.” Um, okay, but I think a better use of her time would be asking Liam, “Yeah, Liam so about you saying that you wanted to revenge-murder a random Black person….” Carole admitted that she was high on a pot brownie and Liam was drunk:

“[Liam] had, noticeably, plenty to drink before he found his way to the eggnog, and his sauntering approach may have been more of a stagger.”

But still, after the party, she went through her Rolodex of friends trying to get in touch with Liam and one of her friends even said they had heard “he has big… box office.” Again, she means dick. It never panned out though, I guess she never managed to get in touch, but she did end up meeting him again on an episode of Watch What Happens Live! when she was the celebrity bartender. By then, Carole had already met another man and she realized that “while I desired a manly man, I did not need one.”  But honestly, if Carole wanted to get Liam Neeson’s attention she only needed to get kidnapped in Europe while on the phone with him. He’d have handled the rest, boo!


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