And Just Like That, Eminem And Snoop Dogg Have New Names

Alan Simpson, the former senator of Wyoming and a co-chair on The Deficit Reduction Commission, think the children of America are a bunch of rude little shits who wear their caps backawards and listen to way too much Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. Did Mr. Simpson just call our national’s youth SCAT LOVERS? Mr. Simpson needs to get his mind out of the dirty bedpan! Dude’s got prunes and extra-strength laxatives on the brain.

Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog should really get together with MC Skat Kat to become the new colons of Activia. No wonder Eminem has curbed the rage lately. Bitch finally took a shit.

But the real punchline of this YouTube clip is what they suggest you watch afterward:

Snoopy is in a bad mood, because he’s constipated! Duh. Charlie Brown needs to hook his dog up with the great suppository.

With all that being said, I’d still listen the shit out of Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.

via Buzzfeed

Watch Out, Beeeeehl

Either Snoop Dogg is a genuine fanboy who won’t even blow weed smoke towards the TV screen when True Blood is on or he needed a quick check, because he’s going hard for Sooookeh in this tribute music video to her. The only thing that would’ve made this better is if Snoop gave those back-up dancers in the broke down Kim Zolciak wigs the day off, and let Lafayette swish and drop his honey buns in the background instead.

(Thanks Grace)

Snoop, She’s Just Using You For Your Good Shit

Snoop Dogg, who I’m pretty sure is technically still married, got down with some greasy piece at the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night. You know, I don’t blame Miss Crisco Hair for dry fucking on Snoop, because my nipples tingle for him. WELL, he kind of reminds me of Adrien Brody (No, I’m not still drunk…I think). It must be the Afghan Hound face. AND, you know Snoop’s peen hole blows the good shit smoke. Snoop’s dick is like a bong. So that’s why that trick is getting up on that. IN THIS ECONOMY, you have to get your high anyway you can can!

Here’s more pictures of Snoop partying with his puss o’ the night and Usher last night. Also, is that Jon Gosselin in the third to the last thumbnail? Dude is always in it! Wherever there’s available snatch, there’s Jon!

The Wake ‘N Bake Show!

Yesterday afternoon, Snoop Dogg debuted The Wake ‘N Bake Show live on UStream. The show is exactly what you would expect. It’s just Snoop making sweet love to an obese joint while playing some music you can only enjoy if you’re fucking high with him. Snoop’s sparkly Obama even takes a little toke. That’s why he sparkles!

I’m sober like a toddler right now, so this shit really isn’t taking me higher, but after I’ve had a few intimate moments with my bong, this is going to be the greatest show like EVER! If Snoop wants to make a zillion more dollars, he should advertise for Taco Bell and Totino’s during his show. Because Snoop’s new stonercam is best served with a toke and something covered in cheese (not dick).

Snoop lives in California, so he has a license to smoke the good shit legally. Yeah, he says he needs to smoke it for “medical purposes.” He probably suffers from a CHRONIC condition! Me fucking too.

Expect Snoop’s Wake ‘N Bake Show to have guests in the future like Michael Phelps, Charlize Theron, Amy Wino, Mischa Barton, Carlos Santana and every cartoon character ever created. I’m convinced that every cartoon character is a major stoner, because every time I”m high and watching a cartoons, they all stare at me with greedy eyes.

VIA TMZ

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