As Kanye West Prepares To Purchase Right-Wing Social Platform Parler, Trump Admits That Kanye Needs Help

Kanye West is determined to blend words together into gibberish so we all understand he’s a “free thinker” who can’t be controlled. At least, that’s what he thinks. Because the rest of the world sees a man who needs to go have several seats with a bowl of Lucky Charms and Lexapro. But Kanye is still at it. Since he was kicked off of Twitter and Instagram, Kanye plans on purchasing right-winged social media platform Parler. This WTF? decision is so terribly ill-advised even Kanye’s friend and fellow terrible person Donald Trump is squinting his eyes in Kanye’s direction and asking him, “Are you Ok?” And that says a lot.

According to CNBC, Kanye is mad he can’t talk his shit on Twitter anymore, so in retaliation, he plans on buying Parler so he has a platform. And you may remember Parler is the site that played a major role in facilitating the January 6 insurrection in 2021. In other words, Parler is the perfect place for Kanye to continue his crusade against sanity and common sense.

“In a world where conservative opinions are considered to be controversial we have to make sure we have the right to freely express ourselves,” said West, who now goes by Ye, in a statement released by Parler.

Financial terms of the deal weren’t announced. The company previously said it had raised $56 million in funding from outside investors.

The move comes after Ye was locked out of his Twitter and Instagram accounts for making antisemitic remarks. In one post, Ye played into a long-standing antisemitic conspiracy theory that fellow rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs is being controlled by Jewish people. On Twitter, meanwhile, Ye’s account was restricted after he said he would go “death con 3 on JEWISH PEOPLE.”

Meanwhile, Rolling Stone reports that Trump is taking a cue from John Legend and removing himself from his friendship with Kanye, which must be a great change of pace since everyone else distanced themselves from him during his presidency. But it has nothing to do with morals because he has none. It’s more like a move to ensure he doesn’t invite any more chaos or controversy into his own life.

In the days since West punctuated his recent tirades by posting to Twitter that he planned to go “death con 3” on “JEWISH PEOPLE,” former President Donald Trump has told multiple people that West is acting too “crazy” and that he needs some professional “help,” according to two sources with knowledge of the matter.

Trump has also privately signaled that it’s best if he keeps his mouth shut about West for now — an atypical move for the ex-president who has long relished sharing his unsolicited opinions on celebrity news and A-list tabloid gossip.

Not to mention that George Floyd’s family is considering suing Kanye for saying that George Floyd’s death was caused by Fentanyl and not from being murdered by the police.

I don’t think it can get any clearer that Kanye needs to check into a treatment center for “exhaustion.” And not because Kanye is exhausted, but mainly because we’re all tired of his shit and could use a break from sighing so much we almost pass out from lack of oxygen.

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