Night Crumbs
There will be a Mexican Pizza: The Musical that will debut on TikTok later this month and star the current face of Taco Bell, Doja Cat, and the one and only Dolly Parton, who is obviously the SOLE reason for the Mexican Pizza is back. The news of this fuckery will probably make people flood Taco Bell’s marketing department with resumes since they obviously let their employees drop acid while on the job. And never mind that this is a shameless ad, I just hope that it’s eligible for Tonys. Because the only good thing that can come out of Mexican Pizza: The Musical is Dolly Parton getting one letter closer to EGOT! – Uproxx
Michelle “The One From Dawson’s Creek” Williams is pregnant with her third child and her second with her husband Thomas Kail. This pregnancy will probably not be as escandaloso as her last one. But while reading about this, I learned that Michelle’s oldest child, Matilda Ledger, is now 16 years old. And typing that caused me to break a hip and develop a severe craving for strawberry hard candies – Just Jared
One of my one-time style icons, Young Thug, may have to learn how to make a stunningly opulent gown out of prison cot bedsheets because he is now facing charges over his alleged involvement in the murder of a rival gang member – Yahoo! News
A shocking thing happened, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake posed at an event together, and he didn’t make all the spotlights fall on him by jumping around and cheesing it up. Although, he does have the strained smile of a brat who was just told that if he behaves and doesn’t act a mess, he’ll get a cookie – Lainey Gossip
If you’ve ever thought, “Please let Cary Fukanaga be different, please let Cary Fukanaga be different,” when it comes to stories about predators creeps of Hollywood, then I have some bad, bad news for you…. – Pajiba
Not to be outdone with Britney Spears flashing her emoji-covered Frappunipples and coochie on Instagram, fellow child star turned pop star Hilary Duff also worked an arm bra while posing naked on the cover of Women’s Health – People
There’s a new Doctor Who and it’s Ncuti Gatwa (aka Eric from Sex Education) – Celebitchy
A thing that will soon exist: a scripted Gossip Girl-type HBO Max series about DeuxMoi – Deadline
Pic: Taco Bell