Who Is January’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
Our first Hot Slut of the Month showdown is coming at you a little late because we needed time to thoroughly bow down to our current reigning Hot Slut of the Year: The King of the Beauty School Husbands. But now it’s time to start voting on who will inherit The Beauty School Husband’s HSOTY crown. And we’re starting with January (since, you know, January is the first month of the year). January’s HSOTM contest is down to a hero pooch and three goddesses. The first three choices got the most Facebook likes and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for January 2022 are:
The Calm Librarian, the Illinois librarian who stood her ground and fought the urge to take off her shoe and whoop a trick while an insufferable maskhole tried to get her to break the mask mandate and let him into the library without a mask on.
Tinsley, Lassie’s newest successor who pulled a stage 10 “Timmy in a Well” by leading the police to her human who was lying on the ground after his pick-up truck crashed through a guard rail and overturned.
Cher’s Musical Tribute To Betty White, the legends recognizing legends moment when THEE Cher crooned out THEE theme song of THEE greatest show of all-time THEE Golden Girls during a tribute to THEE Betty White. Basically, this glittery gay moment was sponsored by the word THEE.
Yoooolaaaanda Vega, the long-reigning Queen of the New York Lottery who caused the entire state lottery system to crumble (don’t fact check me on that) after she retired.
Voting is below! The first HSOTM of 2022 will be named in this post and in Night Crumbs next Wednesday, March 2 (and please fact me on it almost being March!!!).
UPDATE: The Calm Librarian is our reigning HSOTM thanks to getting 47% of the votes!
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