Hot Slut Of The Day!
The 850-Pound Pot Brownie!
Every Taco Bell in the land better be on RED ALERT (or should I say GREEN ALERT), because I’m a stoner and even I got a little contact high from looking at that thing and now have a stage 10 case of the munchies. HuffPo says that MariMed, a multi-state weed company, decided to celebrate National Brownie Day, which was on December 8, by baking up an 850-pound pot brownie that has more than 20,000 milligrams of THC in it. “20,000 milligrams?! That’s a pot crumb, not a pot brownie,” said Willie Nelson, Seth Rogen, and Snoop Dogg in unison.
In addition to all that good shit, five weed bakers used 1,344 eggs, 250 pounds of sugar, 212 pounds of butter, 81 pounds of flour, and 122 pounds of cocoa to make the 3 feet wide, 3 feet long, and 15 inches high brownie. It took them 24 hours. The current Guinness World Record for the heaviest brownie is 243 pounds, and MariMed submitted their 850-pound chocolate weed monster for a record but was told that Guinness is no longer taking applications for shit related to tobacco or cannabis products. Ryan Crandall of MariMed tells HuffPo that they plan to sell the Doug of pot brownies to a medical marijuana patient:
Crandall said the pot brownie’s THC content is equivalent to 4,000 of the company’s normal-sized brownies ― which contain 5 milligrams each.
Crandall says the plan is to sell the giant brownie to a medical marijuana patient in Massachusetts.
“The 20,000 mg of THC in the brownie actually falls within the max allowed for a medical patient in the state,” Crandall said.
Just ONE medical marijuana patient?! And a rich one at that! But they can use it as a coffee table, and as they lay sprawled out on their couch, they can move their head toward it and nibble up a little at a time. And I guess it can also be marketed as a big chocolate sedative because if you don’t fall into a sugar coma, you’ll fall into a puddle of exhaustion after spending hours trapped in a prison of paranoia fuckery from sucking up all that THC. I know, that’s some lightweight shit.
Pic: MariMed