Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton finally got married over the Fourth of July weekend and you’d think that meant that their ability to grab attention via their couple stunting would reach somewhat of a peak. I mean, what heights of publicity stunting can you really get to after you pop that marriage bubble and have all the wedding coverage? But they’re still at it. Gwen not only dusted off an old trick and Photoshopped herself over Blake Shelton’s ex-wife in an old pic, but she also got herself some shoes with Blake’s face on them. Jennifer Lopez is looking at those shoes fuming, she probably has a jeweler working on a bejeweled Ben Affleck face-necklace as we speak!
Gwen and Blake have always been Too Much™ and their wedding was their time to shine. And afterward, they kept the stunts going by performing together at Blake’s Oklahoma restaurant, and then Blake introduced her as Gwen Stefani Shelton. And Gwen is continuing to stunt. Gwen has played it fast and loose with Photoshop before, using it to remove her ex-husband, Gavin Rossdale, from a picture to replace him with Blake. Now the shoe is on the other foot, or rather the cut and paste is on the other foot, as Gwen Photoshopped out one of Blake’s exes in lieu of herself. Yahoo! says that Gwen used a picture of Blake at the 2003 CMA Awards for her new Twitter display picture. However, since he attended the awards with his first wife, Kaynette Williams, Gwen had to get creative and Photoshopped herself in:
— Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) August 5, 2021
And this is Blake and Kaynette at the 2003 CMA Awards:
I’ve done better photoshop work, TBH. And since her love cannot be contained to simply re-writing the flow of history like she’s a major player in the Loki Disney+ series, Gwen also had to show off how much she adores Blake by turning him into an accessory. And I don’t mean that she dressed him up in a cute outfit, and then made him follow her around while being never allowed to speak, like one of her Harajuku Girls. BuzzFeed says that Gwen stepped out in some custom Blake Shelton Vans:
Blake Shoe-ton. https://t.co/gryI29HnCI
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) August 4, 2021
Bennifer 1.0: Groundhog Day is going to be pissed. Gwen and Blake are giving them a run for their money at this attention whore-thing. Jennifer is about to dress Ben up in some Jennifer Lopez-print shoes, shirts, pants–you name it! I wouldn’t be surprised if she called up Versace and had them make a men’s version of that green fucking dress so Jennifer and Ben can go out in matching low-cut jungle hoe outfits.