Night Crumbs
Meanwhile in Milan, Jennifer Lopez shut down the Versace show in a reboot of the iconic ho shit jungle dress she wore to the Grammys 20 years ago, which caused people to Google that shit so much that Google created Google Images. So truly, we need to all give JLo a million thank yous for being able to see a GIF of Liam Neeson’s swinging peen after typing “GIF of Liam Neeson’s swinging peen” in Google Images. But really, JLo should’ve saved the reboot of that iconic dress for when she wins an OSCUH for Hustlers. But then again, none of us would see it since we’d be passed out from shock over JLo winning an Oscar – Lainey Gossip
I’m just going to go ahead and tell myself that Beyonce dresses like 1980s Lisa Bonet from time to time just because. And no, I do not want to see Jay-Z in nut-hugging leather pants as Lenny Kravitz – Celebitchy
Fran Drescher still hates us and wants to punish us with a Nanny reboot – Pajiba
PUPPEH! (Oh, and Emmy Rossum in a bathing suit too) – Popoholic
Um, something must’ve gotten lost in translation with this dude and his plastic surgeon, because he wanted “K-pop star” but instead got “Joyce DeWitt in My Chemical Romance drag” – OMG Blog
Kevin Hart is out of rehab and back at home after breaking his back in that car crash – SOW
Bella Thorne is giving you 80s goth funeral demureness on the cover of some magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Nick Lehmann, the scream queen HSOTD, got his own show on NBC, and it’s not a reboot of Scare Tactics – Towleroad
That fancy all-star wedding in Rome is going down, and as Ivanka Trump showed up like she’s Grace Kelly (more like Graceless Kelly), Duchess Meghan wore the nursery curtains of a goth baby – Just Jared
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