Alec Baldwin Wants To Cancel “Cancel Culture”

May 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Because everyone was wondering exactly how Alec Baldwin, 63, spends his time when he’s not awkwardly seethe-mounting wife Hilaria Baldwin to install more of his fierce sperm army into her indefatigable baby-making bits, he and his chillingly whispery, quiet-killer voice are here to tell us they are unhappy. Angry, even.

Somewhere in the misty distance, a thought bubble is forming over daughter Ireland Baldwin‘s head:  “Wait, he’s not going to call me a thoughtless little pig again, is he?” Not this time. Not yet, anyway. Alec’s latest “shakes fist at sky” moment is directed at cancel culture, and no one is safe.

via Page Six:

Actor Alec Baldwin once again railed against cancel culture, as he compared it Friday to a destructive “forest fire” in a pointed tweet.

The heated message came a day after he took to social media, in an apparent thinly veiled critique of the press coverage of his wife’s inconsistent account of her heritage.

Here is Alec’s tweet:

And here’s what he tweeted the day before, apparently in reference to Hilaria’s creative and thickly accented take on her name, upbringing and heritage, and the ongoing backlash over it:

This is some Whataboutism shit. Everyone should politely look away from Hilaria’s lying liar misdeeds, take the heat off of these two for propping up her charade for so long, but still hold everyone else accountable (unless they’re famous men:  see below) for their own fuckery? Really, Alec?

For anyone who missed it, which is most of us, since Alec took it down just hours after it went up, here is a YT capture of his full-length, OG, 14-minute Instagram rant from back in March, which first hinted at his totally reasonable feelings about cancel culture, especially as it relates to so-called prematurely canceled, famous men like Woody Allen and Andrew Cuomo. This mumbled, directionless mess is best listened to in an altered state. Trust me on this:

Page Six again, with an excerpt from the video:

“I do have a few people going at me for defending people who have been accused of crimes… Well, I’m not defending someone who is guilty of something. I’m choosing to defend someone who has not been proven guilty of something.”

After taking that protracted wreckage down, he posted this mercifully shorter yet still rambling-as-hell explanation of it:

Why can’t he just sit at home, do headcounts of his zillion children and look up the Spanish translation for “I’m so irreversibly fucked,” like anyone else would do in his position? Why does he have to answer the siren’s call of every unglued rant waiting to be barfed out of his mouth? There’s no answer to this until he posts his next round of damage-control droppings. Stay tuned.

Pic:  Wenn.com

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