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Crocodile Mile!

While the Hot Dogger was definitely the most elegant water slide of the 80s, it wasn’t the only water slide in the game. There was the king of water slides, Slip ‘N’ Slides, of course, and Crocodile Mile, which was perfect for kids who wanted to slam into a plastic crocodile curtain after nearly scraping their skin off on a hot plastic runway. So perfect for Florida kids, basically.

Crocodile Mile came out in the early-90s, and it was your basic water slide, but at the end of it was a sunset-looking plastic curtain with a crocodile on it. You busted through that crocodile curtain, hit a plastic speed bump, and then landed in a plastic tub of water. So if you didn’t fuck yourself up from sliding onto a rock hidden under the plastic runway, you fucked yourself up from slamming into that boomerang bumper. And now thanks to me watching this commercial again, the words, “You run, you slide, hit the bump, and take a dive!”, will be stuck in the crevices of my brain for at least 30 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PQH741svy4

Sadly, I never got to slide on a Crocodile Mile, which is probably for the best. Because if I broke a bone from sliding on that thing, my mom would’ve just told me to walk it off because her deductable is too damn high to take me to the ER.

Pic: YouTube