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The Hot Dogger!
That may look like the opulent throne of the forever reigning King Of Wiener Gobbling, Joey Chestnut (and yes, that title of King of Wiener Gobbling has me exploding and splitting open with jealousy like a hot dog that’s been microwaved too long). But that’s actually the 80s summertime jewel known as the Hot Dogger water slide!
The Hot Dogger was like a regular Slip ‘N’ Slide that was sold by Marchon in 1986. But Marchon really America’d that bitch up by adding inflatable hot dogs to the slide. They took the Slip ‘N’ Slide from basic to hot dog elegance. It had a sprinkler that spouted water to slick up your yellow slide, and a bunch of hot dogs for you to lounge against in luxury. I clearly remember seeing the Hot Dogger at the store but there’s not much information about it on the internet. I couldn’t find a commercial or even a video of it in use. The only thing I found out is that it made a guest appearance on an episode of Fresh Off The Boat. Where the hell is the Hot Dogger’s Emmy?!
There’s a small handful of pictures of the Hot Dogger that exist on the internet. Here’s one of the Hot Dogger’s box from an eBay listing where the Buy It Now price is only $149.99!!!!!!
Well, at least I know that the Hot Dogger wasn’t just a figment of my mushed-up brains. And as much as I love the Hot Dogger, I am not going to spend that much money just to get my ass burnt up and torn up. Wait, did I actually just type out a NO to getting my ass burnt up and torn up?! Who am I?
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