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March 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Egg McMuffin Rat!

Move over, Pizza Rat, Taco Squirrel, Bagel Rats, and Egg Roll Squirrel, there’s a new fast food rodent queen (or king) on the scene! The rats of the NYC subway are bowing down to a new overlord today. An overlord who caught a gourmet feast in the form of an Egg McMuffin. Condolences to the drunk trick who dropped that Egg McMuffin after tripping and falling while coming out of a McDonald’s at 3 in the morning. But congrats to Egg McMuffin rat for finding that treasure!

Last week, someone took a video of Egg McMuffin Rat carrying their preservatives-filled booty down the stairs in the subway as humans bowed down to this subway rat hero and declared that the rat deserves that Egg McMuffin. This is like a scene straight out of a hybrid reboot of Ratatouille and Idiocracy.

Egg McMuffin Rat is now the ruler of the subway! That’s if bitch didn’t explode from the diarrhea wave that busted out of their body from eating that Egg McMuffin. And seriously, these rats are outdoing each other, so I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before 12 Piece Bucket Of KFC Chicken Rat comes along.

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