Harvey Weinstein will not be held accountable by the amazing-haired, bored-eyed beauty, Gigi Hadid, but twelve regular-ass-looking people will be serving on that jury and hopefully they will do what she was not allowed and achieve vengeance. But Harvey’s lawyer is saying that we can basically expect that since there are some shady “stealth jurors” on the jury and Harvey is in for an unfair trial.
Seems that becoming one of the biggest names in the industry is now something Harvey Weinstein is mad about because compiling a fair jury in New York is impossible. Harvey is on trial for criminal sexual assault and rape, and he may be headed to the big house for the rest of his life. His lawyer, Arthur Aidala, is saying that it’s not fair to decide such a big thing in New York because the jurors are corrupted liars and can’t be impartial.
TMZ says he filed documents on Friday providing more support to a previous motion for a change of venue. In his filing, he claimed that among the 12 people who are going to choose Harvey’s fate, there are several “stealth jurors” who lied during jury selection. Damn it, Gigi! You should’ve done that!
We already know Harvey’s team hates the jury selection and wants a mistrial, and now Arthur is claiming members of the jury hold “secret prejudices.” He gives two examples, but the thing is they’re examples of people who weren’t chosen. One wrote on social media:
“Goodbye Jury Duty. And goodbye Harvey Weinstein. I hope they convict you on all counts…I was told not to talk about the trial if I was a juror…I don’t know if it’s my past as a lawyer or my past at Disney but I’m free for the next 4 years- unlike Harvey!”
And another potential juror wrote on Facebook:
“Ok that was my time on the Weinstein case. Do I get paid? I don’t get up before 5 for free. Harvey you cant [sic] act for shit with that walker you made it look like a prize on The Price is Right. Also they’re gonna crucify you.”
I mean how could anybody’s bias sneak by the court with questions like: “Who do you root for on Law & Order?”
Harvey Weinstein's lawyer asked, "Do you root for the prosecution or the defense when you watch ‘Law & Order?'” to which the potential juror skillfully replied, “I root for the jury" https://t.co/MODI2LiXAh
— Variety (@Variety) January 18, 2020
Who on Earth roots for for the rapist on Law & Order: SVU? Did Harvey write the questions?
The judge hasn’t decided on the change of venue ruling but his lawyer thinks this issue is “moot” since the jury was picked already.
You know what, I hope there are stealth jurors on that jury. Catch Emily Ratajkowksi posing as a slender, male art student from NYU wearing a moustache, beanie and sunglasses–fresh-grown pit hair fully-out in a corduroy cut-off. Surprise! Gigi Hadid came back and she is on the jury–disguised as a homely school teacher from a Conservative family in a floor-length, Mormon-esque maxi-dress. Stealth jurors!