Jennifer Garner’s Robot Burger Boyfriend Has Been Her Rock Through Ben Affleck’s Relapse

After Ben Affleck’s recent sobriety setback, we were reminded once again what an absolute saint his ex-wife Jennifer Garner is. She’s like the statue of liberty for troubled men, only Ben’s a one-man huddled mass. Ben spent time with Jennifer on Halloween and was papped doing a school drop off with her. According to Us Weekly, the reason that Jen’s been able to stay strong during this difficult time is because her robot hamburger man John Miller has been beep-beep-booping by her side.

John is the CEO of tech company which owns a burger chain called CaliBurger that’s trying to replace workers with robots who presumably won’t get caught having affairs with other employees or complain about getting paid in cans of used oil from the fryer. We rarely see Jen and John out together in public, but apparently, he’s been there all along.

Stronger than ever. Jennifer Garner’s beau, John Miller, is standing firmly by her side during her ex-husband Ben Affleck’s recent relapse. Despite the distressing development in Affleck’s recovery from alcoholism, a source exclusively tells Us Weekly that Garner, 47, “knows she can rely on” the businessman, who has been staying with the actress since his home was evacuated in the aftermath of the Getty fire in Los Angeles.

Jen’s a church lady, so I’m suspicious of this story. The cynic in me says that John and Jen have been living in SIN for a minute. And then one day her ex shows up on her doorstep needing some help, so all of a sudden John’s there because of the fire. Mmm hmmmm.

“They are very happy, and going strong,” the source tells Us. “John has been a rock for Jennifer, especially during Ben’s recent relapse.”

We see you, Jen. You’re single and an adult. It’s ok to keep “a rock” in your bed, we’re not here to judge! We’re not even going to judge you (at least not negatively!) for this subtle dig at Ben via “a source”.

Garner and Affleck were spotted dropping off their son Samuel, 7, at school together on Thursday, October 31. Though Garner has said she will always support her ex-husband in his recovery, a source tells Us that the Alias alum’s relationship with Miller, 40, is as solid as ever.

“Ben’s struggles with sobriety don’t impact their relationship because Jennifer doesn’t feel solely responsible for him,” the source reveals. “John is just the complete opposite of Ben though.”

Well, it’s no wonder John’s so good at taking care of himself. He’s got an army of robots who take care of his every need. But poor Ben’s only got Jen. Maybe John can be a real menche and program one of his robots to be a sober companion.

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