Open Post: Hosted By Celine Dion Fashion-Ing The Hell Out In Paris

June 29, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since Celine Dion got a new stylist, Law Roach, she’s been setting the streets and stages on fire with her *~*HI FASHUN*~* and she already won me over with the double clouds of eleganza she worked at the Billboard Music Awards in May. But this look…. ain’t the look.

How many crocodiles were killed just so Celine could leave her hotel in Paris yesterday looking like the assistant road manager of an AC/DC cover band? If your auntie, the one who still wears Ed Hardy, won the lottery, this is the kind of new money ensemble she’d put together to run errands in, and yes she’d buy that kind of crocodile skin coat out of the trunk of someone’s Toyota Camry. That entire outfit definitely costs more than everything I own times a million, but I could replicate it exactly using faux alligator car covers (to make that coat), old brown stirrup pants from the very back of my mom’s closet, a hat from a gas station gift shop and a shirt bought at Jon Gosselin’s stoop sale.

With that being said, Celine Dion is Celine Dion and if she wants to go around looking like the driver of the Rock of Love Bus, I say you shall go for it, Celine!


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