What Did Fish Ever Do To Deserve This?! 

September 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Camila Cabello dropped the video for her new song Liar last night, and I’m sure that has nothing to do with the cringe-inducing Instagram video she did with her alleged boyfriend Shawn Mendes. Since people have been saying that Camila and Shawn kiss like two almost-dead sardines gasping for air, they decided to make fun of themselves (read: get that promo) by grossing everyone out.

It was a slow burn, the “love” between Shawn and Camila. It started with some light PDA and public denials. Then it turned into things like getting caught‘ kissing while sitting in the front window of a public café. Once the publicist’s timeline said it was time for them they went public Shawn and Camilla put in even more work and more PDA in an effort to get that Señorita song #1. It worked!  But I guess now that they’re no longer #1 anymore, they want it back, and are stopping at nothing to get it!

While sitting in front of a bottle of gin and vodka that have more chemistry than them, Shawn and Camila kissed like two cats on acid cleaning each other’s faces while making that Virgin Diaries kiss look hot:

Oof! I just had a flashback to being forced to kiss Heather J outside a bathroom at a high school party to prove I wasn’t gay where I immediately smashed my teeth into hers. And honestly, it was still hotter than this mess. They look like their mouths meet only on camera. I need someone to put an end to it. I was hoping after the single went #1 that they would level down on the awkward PDA, no such luck. It seems they’ve just cut out the middle man of the paparazzi and are sourcing the PDA themselves! The hoe-stroll is really evolving with social media, eh?

Pic: Instagram

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