Open Post: Hosted By Diplo’s Alleged Plane Full Of Sold Out Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches

September 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Popeyes running out of their chicken sandwich has caused chaos with people making reasonable decisions like suing them and pulling guns on their employees. But as havoc is wreaked over the maybe-extinction of Popeyes fried chicken sandwiches, Diplo is claiming that he’s so special that Popeyes sent him some on a private jet. If Diplo really wanted to be eaten alive by crazy Popeyes fans hungry for that chicken sandwich, he’s going about it the right way.

This Popeyes chicken sandwich-thing got out of hand fast. Sure it made probably a shit-ton of money for whoever owns Popeyes, but the workers got shat on by angry customers who were mad about chicken sandwiches and they still earn minimum wage. Well, you know who wasn’t one of the people angrily shouting at a Popeyes employee behind the counter ? Diplo.

Delish says that Diplo bragged about his alleged Popeyes hookup on Instagram:

Wendy’s’ move? I thought this was between Popeyes and Chick-Fil-Hates-Gays? Diplo wasn’t done with his Popeyes flex–I know… truly it’s the end of days. He posted more chicken sandwich FOMO to his Instagram story:

This is so much drama and conflama over a sandwich which is likely going to contribute to your pending heart failure–and I absolutely want to try one. Every time I eat Popeyes–EVERY SINGLE TIME–I have painful bowel movements. My body just should not be consuming it, but I still do. Just like my strange attraction to that chicken sandwich troll Diplo:

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I just can’t quit.

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