Olivia Jade’s Trademarks Got Denied Over Bad Punctuation

March 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Page Six is saying that Olivia Jade Giannuli‘s once-popping media empire is now crumbling around her like one of Brad Pitt‘s New Orleans houses. Operation Varsity Blues has really stung Olivia hard. Not only are her parents, Lori Loughlin, and Mossimo Giannuli, in some serious legal trouble with the government for allegedly bribing their way into a $500,000 mess–her job as an influencer and beauty blogger is dissolving fast. In the next step of her fall from becoming Kylie Jenner, it’s now being reported that Olivia Jade has had trademarks for her name denied. Gee, I wonder why? Well according to government, it’s some punctuation.

The US Patent and Trade Office told Olivia Jade she can stuff it. Not only did Olivia’s partnerships with TRESemmé and Sephora get dropped, her name is also so basic it’s not trademark-able. Applications sent for “Olivia Jade Beauty” and “Olivia Jade” were denied because the language used to brand her “make up kits with moisturizer and concealer” was considered “too broad”. And Olivia should have done some more book learning because she don’t know grammar too good and punctuation be bad:

“Proper punctuation in identifications is necessary to delineate explicitly each product or service within a list and to avoid ambiguity… commas, semicolons, and apostrophes are the only punctuation that should be used.”

Olivia Jade can dust herself off and try again, but this was already reportedly her second notification and if she doesn’t have a corrected documented submitted soon, she could just get the applications fully dropped.

Oh and in case you’re wondering: yes, she was notified only days after her parents got caught bribing.

So who is Olivia blaming for all this? Maybe herself, for deciding to follow her parents’ schemes when she clearly had no interest in education? Nope. She started pissed at her parents, and she’s staying that way.

Us Weekly reports that her free-falling beauty-blogger lifestyle is further increasing her rage towards Lori and Mossimo. While her sister, Isabella Giannuli, is busy crying over not being able to actually get an education despite still technically being enrolled for one–Olivia has been slamming a lot of doors around the house so her parents know what’s good. A source claims:

“She is still very upset at her parents… a lot of Olivia’s friends [are telling her] not to be mad at her parents since they were just trying to do the best they could for her [but she] doesn’t listen [and] feels she is the victim.”

Ah yes, poor victim Olivia Jade. It must have been so humiliating on that yacht party when everyone found out you didn’t actually row. A source had previously blabbed to Us:

“Olivia blames her mom and dad for this scandal and for the downfall of her career… [She] was initially trying to shrug off the scandal as something that would pass after a week and she could go back to her life… Now that her endorsement deals have fallen through, she is very upset with her parents. Olivia didn’t even show interest in going to college, she wanted to take time and work on her beauty career, but her parents were the ones who wanted her to get an education.”

Typical inter-generational lack of awareness. See, I’m going to be a woke parent: I already know that becoming an influencer is a far better career choice than an education in this current world-landscape. My baby could be flying places for free and taking pictures in those places, and getting paid to wear a certain kind of face-mask while in Tahiti, and then shitting their soul away endorsing Tummy Tea. What decent parent wouldn’t want that for their child?!

Pic: Wenn.com

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