Leonardo DiCaprio Might Finally Be Ready To Settle Down. Stop Laughing, What’s So Funny?

Could it be that Leo has finally caught his last ho? Us Weekly reports that Leonardo DiCaprio may finally be ready to settle down with his girlfriend of “more than a year” Camila Morrone. Now, don’t go making a bonfire out of your What’s Eating Gilbert Grape shrine or booking trips to Switzerland to partake in legal assisted suicide just yet. Camila could have another birthday before things get too serious. A source close to the couple say that “they’ve talked about getting engaged”, which means Camila’s brought it up, and her replacement hasn’t turned 18 yet.
This isn’t the first time “a source close to the couple” has reported that Camila’s biological clock has started ticking, signaling she’s ready for a binding 18-year commitment. Not too long after the couple went “Coachella official”, a source said that “they’ve talked about getting engaged” (sound familiar? See above). Now a source is claiming that Camila is “ready to have kids”. So I don’t know, maybe you should think about packing up all your J. Edgar DVDs and setting them adrift on a leaky raft in the middle of the Pacific.
An Instagram Investigation revealed that Camila is definitely ready to become the first ex-Mrs. DiCaprio. She’s been playing house and recently hosted her very first Thanksgiving.
Yes, the woman who might soon be Mrs. Environmental Warrior (best possible scenario, 2019 – 2020 ½) is advocating that you scrape the leftovers off your plates into gallon sized Ziploc bags and hand them to your local corner homeless person. I hope she includes the little pumpkins too! What else are you supposed to do with the dumb things? I guess you could stack them up to make a miniature Camila voo-doo doll and punish her for trying to pin down a star.
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