Now for the 6,999,7777 update in the Brangelina divorce saga. And that number is an understatement.
Angelina Jolie reportedly got so vicious in fighting for the kids that Brad Pitt became so clean in his living that he didn’t even bother coming up this way to Massachusetts today to help us celebrate the first day of legal pot shops! Now Brad is said to be appealing to Angie to keep this thing out of court for the sake of the kids.
Us Weekly says Brad has called up Angelina to say “think of the kids!” in her push to send their custody battle the courtroom. A snitch gave more details:
“He reached out hoping to persuade Angie that the hearing will cause lasting psychological damage to their children. There will be no winners, no matter what the judge decides.”
Even though it seemed like shit was beginning to turn into a game of we’re-still-getting-divorced Patty Cake between those two, they filed documents in Los Angeles to get a judge to sort out their custody woes. While I wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to have Maleficent and Joe Black stroll into my courtroom, shit like this usually winds up getting settled out of court for the sake of it not being recommended for your overall development to see Mom and Dad duke it out in front of a judge. An Angelina source says Angie and Brad are “working together to reach a settlement outside of court.” I hope that just means Angelina will get the kids on the days she wants them in exchange for never writing and directing Brad in a movie ever again.