…But they definitely still are! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s divorce has been one for the ages. St. Angie checked her U.N. Goodwill Ambassador cloak at the door of her lawyer’s office and changed into brass knuckles in order to get what she felt was hers. Not only did she drag Brad’s name through the mud regarding custody rights, she also unexpectedly made a crack at the Golddigger Hall of Fame by trying to say they were *really* together for way longer than they were actually married in order to get a heftier settlement. Brad’s team scoffed at that more than the rest of us did when they filmed By The Sea. Alas, it sounds like they’re playing nice and things won’t end up like a Tomb Raider massacre.
The Blast says Angelina has finally handed over her financial records, which was a sticking point from Brad’s side before they agreed to any settlement. Angie’s team was considering filing a palimony lawsuit, but those plans have been pushed to the side since their negotiating a settlement now.
As we reported, Jolie was mulling over possibly filing a palimony lawsuit against Pitt because they were only married a short while and she would not be entitled to earnings made throughout the entire relationship.
Brad is getting ready to fork over his financials, so I guess it’s all coming down to who oversees their rosé farm (fine, vineyard):
“One of the big discussions on the table is the division of the former couple’s winery in France, Miraval. They bought the 500-acre Château in 2011 for a reported $60 million and planned on passing it down to their children to own and operate.”
Brad is said to be worth “considerably more” than Angelina, but the talks on mon-ay and custody are moving forward respectably. Psh, maybe for Brad and Angelina! What about the kids? Have y’all tried their rosé?? Blech blech BARF! If I were part of the child army (and I pray each night that they’ll adopt me so I can be), I would have sat Mom and Dad a long-ass time ago to say, “Why couldn’t you two uppity bitches just invest with Uncle George on tequila? We’d be TRILLIONAIRES!!!”