Professional Debut Maker Duchess Meghan Made Her Ascot Debut 

Duchess Meghan has been a royal for exactly one month now, and ever since then she’s made several debuts. She’s already made her official royal pantyhose-wearer debut, her SCANDAL creator debut, her Buckingham Palace balcony debut, and also her debut as THE QUEEN’s new favorite person alive. And today, Duchess Meghan, who wore Givenchy again, made her debut at Royal Ascot with some of the royals including Prince Hot Ginge. I wish PHG would’ve caught this ass, and yes in doing so, he would’ve caught crabs too, but hey, if you don’t need to use RID after, you didn’t have fun.

You probably didn’t hear that Duchess Meghan made her Asscock debut because it’s not like there’s 10 trillion headlines out there about it, 99% of which came from People. These are just a few of their headlines:

The answer to the first one is that Meghan didn’t wear a tag because every single living thing in the world knows who she is and Duchess Kate looks like any other rich basic out there (real answer: because THE QUEEN didn’t wear a tag and many ladies in the royal family follow her lead). The answer to the second one is that Meghan darkened her brows Audrey Hepburn-style. I wish she also would’ve paid tribute to Audrey by screaming, “MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN’ ARSE,” at the horse she bet on. And the third story has a pic of THE QUEEN sort of looking Meghan’s way while lighting up like she just heard about a Corgi who pisses gin.

THE QUEEN does look seven shades of happy-as-fuck when she’s around Meghan. I have a theory about that. THE QUEEN knows that Duchess Meghan’s ESCANDALOSO bare shoulders, changing eyebrow game, and blabbing fame whore relatives are going to bring down the monarchy for once and for all. And once the monarchy crumbles, THE QUEEN can finally stay laid up in her she-shed royale and doesn’t have to mingle with the peasants anymore. That will be the day!

Here’s more pics of Royal Asscock including some of the gorgeous blossoms who bloomed there.