As you’re probably aware, when Donald Trump isn’t engaged in terrifying nuclear dick-measuring competitions with equally jackhole dictators, he likes to tweet. This isn’t a new thing. He’s has had his stubby little fingers all over the Twitter bird for some time now. (There’s hotlines you can call, Twitter Bird.) Case in point – Trump’s bizarre 2012 Twitter meltdown over Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s break-up. Trump begged Robert to dump the sullen cheatin’ chick in several tweets. (And get with him? It was never really clear.) In an interview that RPattz did with Entertainment Weekly, those tweets were brought up and he was all philosophical about it. Which is annoying because you wish he’d be “yeah, dude’s round-the-bend nuts.” But deep-thinking sparklepires gotta be deep-thinking sparklepires, I guess. And, hey, this interview didn’t broach the subject of jerking off dogs. So that’s a plus.
Kristen Stewart already gave her thoughts about the tweets and now it was Robert Pattinson’s turn:
[Laughs] I think there’s so many different levels of it. Your identity exists on many different planes at the same time and they all can be quite different from each other.
When he said that, it didn’t really mean anything. But I guess now I’m sort of thinking, like, “Well, I guess that is related to me.”
Well, yeah, he used your name. I mean, come on, not even a side-eye when you look back on it?
But how does that fit in with all the other things going on in my life? And sometimes you think, “Can I use this in my acting? Or should I be putting it away.”
Everything POTUS does should be put away, but that’s beside the point. Use it in your acting? Use it as an excuse to build a panic room that can deflect nukes! No, really, how do you feel about it? This is way more important than having to backpedal on your claim that you were asked to manually pleasure a dog.
It’s kind of interesting, I guess. I don’t know — this could be why people get annoyed with me.
Pretty much! *eye-roll*