The feud between exes, Vivica A. Catface and 5 Cents, tongue-rolled straight into Ass Lickin’ Town last year after she said in so many words that she believes his tip may get moist for man booty. It all started when Fifty farted on Instagram about how Empire’s ratings dip was because of all the “gay stuff” and Vivica said on Watch What Happen Lives that it was all just a case of the pot calling the kettle a man booty lover. At the time, Fifty responded to Vivica by saying that she only thinks he’s gay because he “let her” glaze his wrinkled donut with her tongue. That takes us to last night.
Along with Leah Remini, 50 Cent was a guest on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen just had to once again give us the image of Vivica making out with Fifty’s butt by bringing it up.
Like I’ve said before, I am firmly sitting in the section marked Team Leah, but I thought about vacating my seat when she shit-talked salad tossing. A boozed-up Leah said words to NOT live by: “Don’t let anybody lick your ass.” Leah said that she would decline a dude’s invitation to take her tongue exploring in his backdoor cave. But Leah did backpedal into RimVille a bit when she said that if she was wearing a tasteful diamond watch and ultra classy sneakers like the kind Fifty had on and a bitch wanted to lick her ass, she’d throw that butt up into the air, spread those cheeks and make her b-hole say, “Aaaaaaaaaaah.”
“If I was a guy and I had that kind of watch and those kind of sneakers and a bitch wanted to lick my ass, I’d let her lick my ass!”
Since I know you want to see Andy, Leah and Fifty talk about ass-eating, here’s the clip of it:
I love how Leah Rim-a-me is acting like she’s never licked a man’s ass. Xenu please, you know Leah can tell us what the saliva of David Miscavige, John Travolta, Jenna Elfman and Kirstie Alley tastes like, because they’ve all had their tongues up Tom Cruise’s Scientolohole. They had to. It’s a Scientology commandment!