To The Shock Of Us All, A Noted Shit Head Did Something Shitty

In case you haven’t heard about the sad and messy tale of the R &B singer Kehlani’s suicide attempt, it all started when her ex-boyfriend, rapper/singer PartyNextDoor (born name: Jahron Anthony Brathwaite), recently posted an Instagram picture of his hand holding her hand while in bed together. Many thought that Kehlani was still with Cleveland Cavaliers player Kyrie Irving, so social media went in on her and labeled her a cheating harlot slut whore tramp trollop hussy with a wandering poon. The hate that social media threw at Kehlani got to her so much that she tried to kill herself. On Monday, Kehlani posted a picture on Instagram of her lying in a hospital bed with an IV in her arm, and she added this caption:

“today I wanted to leave this earth. Being completely selfish for once. Never thought I’d get to such a low point. But… Don’t believe the blogs you read… No one was cheated on and I’m not a bad person… Everyone is hurt and everyone is in a place of misunderstanding… But as of today, I had no single wish to see tomorrow… But God saved me for a reason, and for that… I must be grateful… Cuz I’m not in heaven right now for a reason… On that note.. Bye Instagram”

Before Kehlani hit the delete button on her Instagram and Twitter accounts, she said that she never cheated on Kyrie Irving. She was already broken up with him when she got back together with PartyNextDoor (not to be confused with my rapper name PartyInTheBackdoor). Kehlani thanked PND for saving her life. And that brings us to the piping hot wet turd that appeared in Chris Brown’s thought bubble when he said something about this on Twitter.

The drop of urethral discharge hanging out of humanity’s peen slit is apparently friends with Kyrie Irving, so he of course slapped at Kehlani (and I mean that figuratively, this time) and said she’s just doing damage control and trying to get sympathy.

So let’s see, Fist Brown has had several violent meltdowns, he blamed “public negativity” on him having a seizure, he’s whined on Twitter at least a thousand times, and he’s cheated on at least one girlfriend and he may have made a secret love child while doing so, but yet he’s judging someone for allegedly cheating and is accusing them of trying to get sympathy on social media? The pot and the kettle just exploded from laughing so hard. Or maybe not. Because the day Chris Brown shows some self-awareness is the day that we’re going to need Mulder and Scully to investigate the aliens who may have abducted him and replaced his brains before returning him to earth.

Pics: Getty, Wenn.com, Splash