BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Kut Her Hair
Kanye West is so lucky; he’s the only person who can cut his Barbie’s hair and it will grow back. 7-year-old me is extremely jealous right now. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian did what Kim Kardashian does every day: she spent roughly 7 hours finding her light and took a picture of herself. Except yesterday’s selfie looked a little different than the rest of her sultry sedated anteater selfies, because she had about 1/2 the hair she usually does. Kim kaptioned the above picture: “I cut my hair short today“, and it’s not quite short and not quite a bob (a slob then? Sure). But she didn’t elaborate any further on why she did it. I’m guessing it was for one of the following reasons:
1. Kanye is updating her look from sexy girl to cool girl this year. Future adjustments may include swapping out stilettos for Converse sneakers, a vintage ripped Nirvana t-shirt, and answering to the name “Kimber”
2. Kim cut her hair in an act of defiance after Kanye told her to go easy on the Botox (“If he wants me to look fug, then I’ll give him fug! I’ll start by cutting my hair! Then…I dunno…maybe I won’t contour my face with 12lbs of powder! I’ll show him!“)
3. North West found a pair of safety scissors and dared Kim to cut her hair (you know what it’s like when you leave two children alone for 5 minutes)
Here’s Kim and Kim’s new hair strolling out of the DMV with Pimp Mama Kris yesterday, and for some reason both of them are dressed like unlicensed real estate agents from Mad Max times:
