Emily The Strange’s daddy Marilyn Manson has a new album out, so he’s hitting the stroll hard and giving a bunch of interviews. Thankfully for the part of your brain that creates visuals, Marilyn has stopped talking about how he needs to keep his panties during sex and has to bust an orgasm at least 5 times a day. But in an interview with Esquire, MM did talk about why Courtney Love was mad at him, and about the time Big Bird’s voice twin Billy Corgan did him a bro solid by warning him about Rose McGowan. I know, this shit is so 90s. Doesn’t it make you want to put on a black crushed velvet choker and a torn fishnet shirt.
On his non-feud with Courtney Love: “We never really had a falling out. We’ve always been weird with each other, because she’s slept with pretty much every one of my friends, supposedly. Not me, though. She, one time, told me she was mad at me because I didn’t want to fuck her and I was smarter than her. I said, “Well, you kind of proved your own point right there on that one.” But it was cool. We didn’t work any scenes together [on SoA], but I saw her on the red carpet. Her dress broke, and I said, “You okay? Your pussy didn’t show, did it?” and she said, “No,” and I went, “Thank God! That would’ve been horrible!” That was the only time I fucked with her. Other than that, I’m cool with Courtney.”
On Billy Corgan basically telling him to dump Rose McGowan: “It was funny, because I ran into Billy [Corgan], and a lot of people think there was some kind of falling out. It was mostly that he wrote a strongly worded letter about how Rose McGowan would ruin my life and ruin my career if I stayed with her, which was good advice, and he wrote it as a letter, which is very polite. There is sort of a guy code that I abide by where he totally offered his advice, and he was genuinely just looking out for my best interests.”
If Marilyn really was smarter than Courtney, he would’ve easily tricked her by telling her that they did fuck, but she was so cracked out as usual that she didn’t remember. I had this one friend who would get Lindsay Lohan-levels of plastered every time we went out. It was extra annoying, because she was a mean drunk and got us kicked out of a few places. Whenever we were out and the sweet nectar would begin to take her to the dark side, I’d throw her drink away when she wasn’t looking. If she asked me where her drink was, I’d say, “You dumb fuck, you drank it! I’ll get you another.” I never did. Marilyn should’ve done that to Courtney. But then again, Courtney would know if she and Marilyn boned for real. She would know for sure if they touched genitals, because if they did the CDC would tell everyone that a mutant STD has been created and we all need to stay inside for our own sake!
And Billy Corgan is not the one to give anybody relationship advice. He should’ve taken his own advice when he started fucking with Tila Tequila.
Ginnifer Goodwin Rose walking around with a shopping bag in L.A. yesterday.