Anna Kendrick Thinks It Would Be Too Stressful Being Beautiful

July 16, 2014 / Posted by:

Even though she looks like a cross between Tina Fey and Mrs. Brisby (wait, I think those two might cancel each other out…uh…give me a second while I think of another pretty brunette and a lady mouse) Anna Kendrick has admitted to Glamour (via E! News) that every time she looks in the mirror, she sees the repulsive gooey face of a sewer-dwellingh C.H.U.D. staring back at her (I’m guessing). But she’s okay with that, because waking up every morning looking like ScarJo would drive her to eating handfuls of Xanax:

“The thing is, my appearance—that’s never been my moneymaker. I’m fine being small. I’m fine being all the things I am. And I’m happy I’m not supposed to be on the 50 Most Beautiful list all the time, because that would be super fucking stressful. Sometimes I just want to wear the same outfit for three days in a row. And I kind of can’t.”

Anna Kendrick shouldn’t care about not making the cut, because those Most Beautiful list are usually bullshit. They’re always ignoring the true beauties. When’s the last time you saw a list that included Bruce Jenner, Stephanie Yellowhair, La Toya Jackson, Courtney Stodden, or Angelyne? Exactly. Those lists are nothing but a popularity contest for basic bitches. Don’t worry about it.

And where does it say you’re not allowed to wear the same outfit for three days in a row?!? I’ve literally been wearing a t-shirt that I got for free by mailing in two Froot Loops box tops for a whole week, and the only person complaining is Toucan Sam (“Follow your nose, bitch – it’s time to do the laundry”).

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