The Luxuriousness Of It All: DanRad’s Mane, Brows And Neck Beard Action

February 24, 2014 / Posted by:

That picture is making me pull imaginary pubes out of my mouth.

Oh, I didn’t know Sirius Black made a love child with a furry caterpillar” is what dozens of people said at the What’sOnStage Awards in London last night when Daniel Radcliffe sashayed on through with one of Brit Brit’s old parched weaves in his hair. DanRad installed a thirsty weave to play Igor in another movie version of Frankenstein, but he should definitely keep it after shooting finishes. He looks like a cross between a human Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and Robin Thicke in his hotter days.

All that hair! Any razor would go completely dull if you showed it this picture. That’s a picture that could make a laster hair removal machine catch fire and shut down. I take back what I said about DanRad’s weave coming from Brit Brit’s trash can. They obviously made that weave using DanRad’s shaved-off butt cheek hairs and the longer hairs from his crotch bush.

And I bet that when Hairy Potter flips that “Severus Snape after dipping in the ocean” beach hair, ┬áb-holes within a 200 feet radius explode.

Pics: AP

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