Kelly Clarkson’s Wish Came True: She’s Got A Fetus In Her Before Christmas

November 19, 2013 / Posted by:

One second after Kelly Clarkson married Brandon Blackstock (Note: We’re soulmates and our brains know what is important if you read Brandon’s last name as “black cock“) in a quickie wedding on October 20th, she blabbed about how she’s going to wrap her legs around her new husband and not let go until the doctor yanks her off to pull her baby out. Kelly told Valentine in the Morning last month that she’s going to board the fuck train and not get off until a fetus has moved into her womb.

“I want babies! Everybody keeps saying, ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ And I’m like, ‘I want to be pregnant. [Brandon] excited about all the practice.”

Kelly also said in other interviews that they’re sexing like rabbits, she wants two kids right away, she wants five kids total and she wants her first one to be a girl. Basically, bitch is baby crazy and all she talks about is BABIES!!! and she’ll keep barfing at the mouth about BABIES!!! because she’s got one inside her now. Kelly tweeted this today:

Either Kelly had a case of the babies when she got married and has been aching to scream out this news or she tweeted that while her chonies were still around her ankles and the piss on the positive test hadn’t tried yet. And in another room in Kelly’s house, Brandon’s got his peen in a bucket of ice and is preparing it for another fast round of baby-making rabbit sex as soon as Kelly’s placenta pops out.

(Pic via Instagram)

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