Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 19, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

This beautiful, perfect moment from last night’s season finale of True Blood.

Just when I was about to make Alcide’s matted down, busted, wonky wig HSOTD, the gorgeous and holy image of a fully naked ass Eric Northman reading a book on top of a mountain in Sweden graced my screen. And if the image of ASkars doing some naked reading on Swedish mountaintop isn’t enough to make your nipples hyperventilate and go into cardiac arrest, what happened next probably did. ASkars got out of that lounge chair and we finally got VAMPIRE VIKING PEEN! It looked a little shy and it hid in the shadows, but when HBO gives you ASkars dick, you take it.

The screenshot with Eric’s uncut vampire peen in it has a SPOILER in it, but if you haven’t seen last night’s episode yet, just keep your eyes to the right and focus on what’s really important: SHADOWY PEEN! (NSFW) Click here to get it. And the cure for the Monday mornings is vampire vikinig peen.

Tags: Hot Slut of the Day, NSFW

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