Kween Kanye Opens The Door For No One (And By “No One,” I Mean Kim Kartrashian)

May 1, 2013 / Posted by:

Concrete Loop posted this video of Kim Kartrashian and Kanye West in Paris yesterday morning and they think that it’s extremely ungentlemanly-like for him to not help her knocked up fame whore ass out of the car and then stand in front of the door and wait for her to open it. Um, are they forgetting that this is Kanye? I’m surprised he didn’t make Kim pull her pregnant Gossamer-looking ass out of that car, run to his side and open up his door. I’m also surprised he didn’t make Kim rip her red dress off and lay it on the ground for him to walk on so he won’t dirty the bottoms of his precious shoes. So this is Kanye being extra, extra polite.

But really, if Jay-Z was in that car with Kanye, Kanye would’ve ripped that door open and carried his true love to that store and opened up the door with his mouth. And he would’ve serenaded Jay-Z the entire time. This is what Kim gets for not being Jay-Z.

And to answer your question, yes, I asked myself “What has become of me?” as I analyzed the door-opening manners of two fame sluts.

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