Anne Frank’s Stepsister Thinks That She Totally Would’ve Been a Belieber

Every university’s holocaust studies class can stop arguing the question “Anne Frank a Belieber: yay or oy vay?” because her stepsister has finally spoken. The Telegraph asked Anne’s childhood friend and stepsister Eva Schloss what she thinks about the Biebs leaving the comment “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber” in the guest book of the Anne Frank Museum. Eva said this:

“It’s so childish. She probably would have been a fan. Why not? He’s a young man and she was a young girl, and she liked film stars and music. They make a lot of fuss about everything that is connected with Anne Frank.”

One of two things is happening here:

1. Eva is not about to throw herself against the slobbery wrath of the crazed Beliebers and she doesn’t want to be woken up at night by those crazy babies calling her to threateningly goo goo ga ga at her over the phone. So she played it safe and stayed on the good side of the Beliebers.

2. Eva is defending the yodeling fetus, because she’s the one who’s a Belieber. Anne Frank totally would’ve been a Directioner, so she and Eva would’ve hated each other.

And I guess this means that the words “…would have been a Belieber” will be chiseled into Anne Frank’s gravestone now.