Halle Berry Is Going To Be Somebody’s Mother Again

April 5, 2013 / Posted by:

And here’s some news that’ll make a CPS officer roll their eyes as they pull out a blank folder, grab a Sharpie and get themselves ready to write the name of Halle Berry’s future child on it. TMZ says that a 3-month-old boy fetus is baking in Halle Berry’s womb right now and her fiance Olivier Martinez is the father. End well: this isn’t.

A source tells TMZ that 5-year-old Nahla is going to be a sister in around 6 months and 46-year-old Halle and 47-year-old Olivier already know they’re having a boy. TMZ thinks that Halle might’ve gone mama bear wild on the paps at LAX the other day, because she was protecting the growing fetus in her baby bag.

Well, the good news is that every family law judge in L.A. knows that their job is safe for a few years since Olivier and Halle will be in their court room frequently after they eventually break up and fight over their kid. The other good news is that Nahla will have somebody to hang out with when the grown-ups start punching and choking each other out on the front yard driveway.

And Halle should save everybody some time and just go ahead and sue Olivier for full custody of their unborn baby so she can move out of the country with her next fiance. Might as well get that out of the way now.

UPDATE: Halle’s rep confirms it to People.

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