So I Guess Oprah’s A Baby Wipes User

March 5, 2013 / Posted by:

In this promo picture for Lee Daniels’ The Butler, Terrence Howard isn’t only sniffing through the cigarette smoke to see if the beautiful scent of a freshly baby wiped ass if wafting off of Oprah, but he’s also thinking about how he wants to titty fuck her with his nose. While doing an interview with Movie Fanatic (via TMZ) for his new movie Dead Man Down, Terrence was asked what it was like working with The Mighty O on The Butler. You can practically hear Terrence’s tip get moist (sounds like this) when he creams on and on about how he got to suffocate his face on Oprah’s chichis. The inspiration for Morris Day’s character in Purple Rain lubed up Oprah’s 9″ dick of an ego with these words of praise for her beauty:

“Oprah and I had such chemistry. To be able to make out with Oprah and to have love scenes with her and those tig ol’ bitties. I mean, she’s such a lovely and voluptuous woman. She’s very, very beautiful and that was wonderful.”

Strangely enough, that’s exactly what Gayle King says when people ask her what it’s like being Oprah’s best friend.

Strangely STRANGELY enough, that’s almost exactly what Oprah says when people ask her what it was like interviewing Beyonce.

Every time Terrence speaks, I feel like I have to take a baby wipe to my brain and now I feel like I have to take a whole box to my brain after thinking about Terrence slobbering all over Oprah’s chichis. Oh, Terrence, you creepy, horny fuck, you.

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