Beyonce’s Publicist Wishes These Hot Pictures Didn’t Exist

February 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Beyonce keeps a Beyonce library of all things Beyonce, but I guess these pictures don’t have a place there.

After BEYONCE: THE CONCERT (with special guests Kelly Rowland, that other one and some football players) on Sunday night, Buzzfeed did a post on what they thought were the “33 Fiercest Moments” from her show and that post included 7 priceless pictures of her getting into it. Beyonce’s publicist Yvette Noel-Schure didn’t like any of those pictures and after a phone call with Buzzfeed, sent this email:

Thanks for my taking call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain you will be able to find some better photos.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-fiercest-moments-from-beyonces-halftime-show

The worst are #5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22.

Thank you very much.

Yvette forgot to add: “PS – If you don’t, the Illuminati is coming for you!

These aren’t even unflattering to me. These are the best! I don’t know which one I like more: the “giving birth in a wind tunnel as a robber is sticking her up” move (see: above) or the “riding a hog while inhaling dirty ass” move or the “GODDAMN! I said just the tip” move?

Team Beyonce wants to drop these pictures off the side of the planet, but I want to print them all out and wallpaper every wall of every building with them. I should ask the forgotten children of Destiny to help me. It’s not like they’re doing anything.

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