Who Wore It Better?

On the left is walking bronzer dildo Kim Kardashian staying alive by sucking in the camera flashes in NYC last night, and on the right is a pre-Whippit-huffing Demi Moore wearing one of the most important dresses of the 90s in Indecent Proposal. (Side Note: You know when Demi goes into that fancy hotel boutique and puts the dress up to her body in the mirror? The producers, screenwriter and director all messed up by not bringing Marie, Snobby Salesperson #2 from Pretty Woman, out to have her say her signature line to Demi. That was a big mistake, HUGE!)

Both Demi in Indecent Proposal and Kim are paid whores, but one of them made $1 million (only to have it wasted away by her dumb ass husband) for humping on Robert Redford on a yacht and the other one has made $100 million from humping on Ray J’s travel pillow dick on a queen-sized hotel bed. Kim might have the money, but Demi won the whore battle by fucking Robert Redford.

As for who wins the dress battle, the answer is: NEITHER OF THEM! The real answer is: Every girl at my junior high school dance who wore a knock-off version of this dress which she bought at Windsor Fashions. You truly didn’t experience a school dance in the 90s if you didn’t watch dozens of girls in the Indecent Proposal dress run to the dance floor when the DJ (aka the guidance counselor with a stack of CDs) played “No Ordinary Love.”