Speaking Of Wigs And Fries….

September 9, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

As John Travolta kept wigs off of his head and fries in his mouth on the West Coast, Aretha Franklin showed him how a queen really does it by wearing a wig made of seasoned curly fries on top of her head in NYC. You should be bowing to Queen Aretha’s “Goldilocks ate the Three Bears” look the same way her magnificent chichis are bowing down to the halo of golden ringlets hovering carefully above her hairline.

I bet every damn fashion designer showing at Fashion Week is heeling themselves straight in the taint (it can be done with stretching and squatting) for not matching their models’ hair to their necklaces the way Aretha did. When supposed “fashion icon” Kate Middleton wears a necklace of mouse fur dipped in dishwater, you know where she it got from. ALL HAIL!

Tags: Alien Voodoo, Aretha Franklin, Chichis, Everyone Can Go Home Now, Glamour, I'm Scared

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