The Ring!

November 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Standing in the middle of one of the nicer waiting halls at an Old Spaghetti Factory, Prince William and Kate Middleton presented their asses to the media as an engaged couple. Almost Princess Kate proudly showed off her sapphire and diamond engagement ring, which was the ring Prince Charles gave to Princess Diana. It’s also an exact replica of the ring my Prince Hot Ginge cardboard cutout gave to me the other night. Imagine that!

This is what Prince William had to say about why he proposed to Kate using his mother’s ring:

“It is very special to me. It was my way to make sure my mother did not miss out on today and the excitement that we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.”

And then Almost Princess Kate added, “Well I say, bow down and kiss the ring ohn your new queen’s hand, you peasant bitches! Or it’s orf to the gallows you goh!

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216 responses to “The Ring!”

  1. EastEndGirl says:

    Jacko! Hows it hanging?

    M.E., you would think the monarchy could spring for a new one instead of the one that has ten zillion lovers crusty jizz on it.

  2. Megan_ says:

    aww i think thats sweet.. and the ring is so purdy

  3. Spoiled says:

    “…It was my way to make sure my mother did not miss out on today and the excitement that we are going to spend the rest of our lives together…”

    I’m torn between finding this creepy, sad, and sweet. I just hope that ring doesn’t carry any bad mojo with it…

  4. NovaNightly says:

    I think the fact that she looks like she’s actually in her late 30’s…goes perfectly with Prince Williams late 30’s hairline. HA. ­čśë

    The ring is really purty though.

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  5. toni says:

    Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 11/16/2010 – 2:38pm.
    Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 – 2:35pm.
    I think it’s creepy he gave her his mother’s ring.

    ITA, especially considering how things turned out. Damn thing might be jinxed.

    exactly my thoughts, it was a horrible marriage.

  6. M.E. says:

    EEG _ WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That and I’d think (if Diana were my mother) I’d want to hold on to something like that of hers. Not give it to a chick I was marrying, who, if they divorce, takes off with it.

  7. Dog says:

    I don’t care how historic that ring is. It’s frigging ghoulish. If he wants Diana to be a part of it then prop up a pic of her at the wedding! *shudders*

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  8. Athina says:

    I’m glad I’m not alone in feeling that it’s creepy that he gave her Diana’s ring. Charles’ and Diana’s relationship was miserable, and she died a tragic, untimely death. The ring is jinxed.

  9. M.E. says:

    I think it’s safe to bet the ring is loaded with bad juju.

  10. Provolone says:

    Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 11/16/2010 – 2:39pm.
    Jacko! Hows it hanging?

    M.E., you would think the monarchy could spring for a new one instead of the one that has ten zillion lovers crusty jizz on it.

    Good point.

    I wouldn’t give my fiance a ring my mom was wearing while giving handjobs to her equestrian coaches with.

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  11. daillestbabyd says:

    lol @ the georeg washington comment.

    i think it’s sweet he gave her the ring…will harry give camilla’s ring?? *Dies of laughter*

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  12. DirtyWhoreMouth says:

    Is that ring in a different setting?

    I think it’s sweet he wants his mom to be a part of it. Could you imagine getting hitched without a parent there.

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  13. jack-n-the-hat says:

    IMHO – no one is worthy to wear anything of Princess Di… especially her wedding ring. Yes, his reasoning for her wearing it is somewhat sweet, but I still disagree with it.

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  14. AttentionWhore says:

    Her: nice body, busted face, fivehead.
    Him: Yikes! what happened? He used to be so hot ­čÖü

  15. sugar free says:

    not that there should be any comparisons (but of course there will be), but she’s kinda a plain jane and unremarkable compared to Di.

  16. EastEndGirl says:

    You know I prefer the shrivel to the right asshat! xo

  17. jack-n-the-hat says:

    she needs to let the girls out for a peek… just a quick one.
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  18. guest says:

    creepy spookiness.

  19. ISprainedMyUvula says:

    Sorry, but that’s one ring that had no business being recycled.

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  20. FilthyBitch says:

    Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/16/2010 – 2:43pm.

    IMHO – no one is worthy to wear anything of Princess Di… especially her wedding ring.
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    It was her engagement ring, not her wedding ring, at least according to other sites. MK didn’t really specify that here.

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  21. letinstar says:

    princess bride to be hands look as though they could benefit from a paraffin wax treatment…those hands look as though they’ve done hard labor…
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  22. Dirk Diggler says:

    Let’s hope Will’s marriage is happier than his parents’.

  23. El Bastardo says:

    Diana had more pricks than a pin cushion. Stop making out she was an angel…also the Royal Family are inbred sacks of goat vomit and I hope Will comes out the regal closet after his wedding to this trollop.

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  24. TheBreakdown says:

    I’ve never really paid much attention to her before but now that I see these photos?

    Goddamn, she looks late 30’s, for realz.

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  25. yepyepyep says:

    DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 11/16/2010 – 2:43pm.

    Is that ring in a different setting?

    I think it’s sweet he wants his mom to be a part of it. Could you imagine getting hitched without a parent there.

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  26. kokoskitten says:

    I can see the creepiness factor but I kind of like the idea (or his reasoning behind it).

    and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn’t like a vacation…

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