The Ring!

November 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Standing in the middle of one of the nicer waiting halls at an Old Spaghetti Factory, Prince William and Kate Middleton presented their asses to the media as an engaged couple. Almost Princess Kate proudly showed off her sapphire and diamond engagement ring, which was the ring Prince Charles gave to Princess Diana. It’s also an exact replica of the ring my Prince Hot Ginge cardboard cutout gave to me the other night. Imagine that!

This is what Prince William had to say about why he proposed to Kate using his mother’s ring:

“It is very special to me. It was my way to make sure my mother did not miss out on today and the excitement that we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.”

And then Almost Princess Kate added, “Well I say, bow down and kiss the ring ohn your new queen’s hand, you peasant bitches! Or it’s orf to the gallows you goh!

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