Phee Phi Pho Phum

February 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

There’s a lot here for your eyeballs to digest. Actually, I don’t think they will get to the digest part. You better line your keyboard with Saran wrap just in case.

Here’s Hayden Panatroll and her boyfriend Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko at some event in Hamburg, Germany this past weekend. The suffocating pecs. The pony tail that was tied with a pair of feet. The fact that she’s 5’1″. The fact that he’s 6’6″. And the fact that she looks like she can easily get away with ordering off the kid’s menu without getting carded. Mother Goose needs to whip her BIC out and write a folktale based on these two.

And you know what the saddest part is? They probably can’t 69 without stretching hours before! Wladimir could break his neck bone in two just trying to touch her troll cooch with the tip of his tongue. Dude can only lightly blow on it through a long straw.

Tags: Big Ones, Girlfriend Please, Small Ones, The Jokes Write Themselves, Trolls

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