Good Morning Beautiful

October 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

And GOODNIGHT! This picture of Lindsay Lohan out in Paris last night can be used for a variety of purposes. If you’ve got a problem with critters digging up your garden, simply place this picture near your plants and they will never ever return again. In fact, they might suffer cardiac arrest, so you’ll have meat for dinner! And if your kids have been messing with the wrong stuff, just show them this picture and they will immediately check themselves into the nearest nunnery. Shit, I don’t even have a booze problem (fuck the first step) and this picture might force me to go to rehab and devote my life to Jesus. ~~SCARED STRAIGHT!~~ JUST PLAIN SCARED!

But on a serious note, I feel for SamRo. The poor thing’s crotch area is probably cold, because her labia lips have been stuck to HoHan’s face for the past few weeks. That’s very selfish of HoHan.

Speaking of disturbing fuckery, here’s 15-year-old Ali Lohan looking like she just slipped out of the exhaust pipe on the Rock of Love Bus.

Well, at least she’s appropriately dressed to work the ho stroll now. Why isn’t White Oprah in jail?

Tags: Crackheads, Hold Me, Hookers, Hotness, I'm Scared, Meth Faces, Talk Shows, Your Face Scares Me

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