Megan Fox’s Sex Tape!

September 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If a Megan Fox fuck tape leaked onto the internet, it would look just like the clip above! That’s according to the ho herself. Megan recently told MTV (via The L.A. Times) that she would never ever film herself getting down on the dick, because she would look like a hippo fucking. Only from the mind of Megan Fox….

She said, “It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

So whip out those dongs, fanboys, and jack until you’re raw. Because this is what Megan Fox looks like while she’s getting dicked. Yeah, this exactly what I pictured too.

And I think that every time Megan is about to open her mouth to speak, we should immediately hold up a sign that says: “WARNING: Megan Foxes mark their territory! You may be SPRAYED!”

Tags: Dumbasses, Megan Fox, NSFW, Sex Tapes, Uncomfortable

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