Spot The Alien Princess!

August 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I know you don’t even see RiRi in this picture, because your eyes are firmly planted on the ravishing beauty in the middle. This goddess’ beauty is so bright that RiRi has to put her shades on and look the other way. But RiRi should really face the brightness and take a good look, because this is how it’s done.

Everything is perfect on this beauty from her “take me higher” eyebrows to her titty bib to the sparkly sperm (RPattz?) under her eyes. She’s like Posh and Sporty Spice for the price of one. Ladies and gays, if you see this celestial being at a party, go ahead and leave, because you cannot compete!

To help you bring your heart rate back down from staring at perfection, I’ve added some more pictures of RiRi at her publicists’ birthday party and also leaving Barney’s earlier in the night.

Tags: Beautifulest, Eyebrow Situation, Mario Lopez, Marky Mark, Rihanna, Scene Stealers

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