I Love To Motorboat At Weddings

April 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Salma Hayek, her miracle chichis and François-Henri Pinault all got married for a second time over the weekend in Venice. The first time Salma married money bags it was one of those fast weddings at city hall in Paris, so Francois didn’t really get a chance to show everyone how really fucking rich he is. That’s what the second wedding was for.

This shit looks like it was too fancy for my ass. I would’ve been asking for mini-bagel-pizzas and sparking Andre. Damn. I mean, they were even wearing masks. Rich people are so weird. I bet they had butt wipers wearing tuxedos in every bathroom stall and drank champagne out of crystal flutes filled with diamonds. I can’t hate, because Salma that money, so she can buy the Isle of Lesbos and freely frolic on the beaches with her down-low partner in pussy Penny Cruz. Speaking of, you know Penny had to bite on a dildo when the preacher asked if anybody objected to this shit!

Here’s all the fancies leaving or arriving at the Queen Chichis wedding. Guests included Anna Wintour, Penny Cruz, Javier Bardem, Gael Garcia Bernal, Lily Cole, Ashley Judd, Charlize Theron, Zhang Ziyi and Bono. When Salma’s chichis fully cover from this party, she better do something about the swine flu. The cure is in her miracle chichis.

Tags: Charlize Theron, Chichis, Hotness, I'm Scared, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Weddings

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