Stephen Baldwin Is Here To Stay

You know where Stephen Baldwin can put that vibrating toothbrush….

Before the election ended, the mega cum fart known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama became president. He now claims it was all just a joke. A joke that nobody is laughing at. Stephen told, Page Six, “The liberal Democrats who didn’t get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He’s got my full support, and I’m gonna be praying for him and his administration.”

Tammy from “The Real World: Los Angeles,” where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed again. We need you to come over here, put that scarf-thing on your head, wrap yourself in a comforter and scream to Stephen Baldwin, “It wasn’t not funny!”

Stephen went on to talk about what he would do if gay marriage ever becomes legal, “If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I’ll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one.”

Um….Stephen from “The Real World: Seattle,” where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed. We need you to come over here, throw Stephen Baldwin’s stuffed puppy into the water and then scream “Irene! Irene!” before slapping him in his smug face.