War Of The Oldies!

It looks like there’s a new feud and this one should be sponsored by Celebrex and Ben-Gay. Last week, Roseanne called Jon Voight “a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth.” She also called Saint Angelina his “evil spawn.” Among other things.

Jon Voight sat down at his typewriter to respond to Rosie’s rant. You know the pepaw chipmunk doesn’t own a computer! He probably sent his response via Pony Express. Here’s the statement he issued to ExtraTV:

We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents.

Her parents responded to the accusations by going on the air and stating she is a psychopathic liar and her sister agreed.

Her defaming of our National Anthem in 1990 gave us insight into who she is and what she is capable of saying and doing.

My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him.

I can only pray that good people see her for what she is (sick of mind)

Vile evil? Sick of mind? Defaming our National Anthem? Flattery will get him everywhere! Seriously, Roseanne is just speaking her “sick mind.” I’m Team Sick Of Mind. You can call us Team Vile Evil on the weekends.

Jon needs to stick his dentures in a cup of lukewarm water, sit in the corner and finish his porridge like a good pepaw.

That being said, there’s still only one way to settle this. You know what I’m going to say! CAGE FIGHT! A cage fight in a pool of Metamucil! Jon can even wear his “pink ballet tutu.” Such a pretty pepaw chipmunk!