Brooke Hogan Does Not Approve

June 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

20-year-old Brooke Hogan is “totally freaked out” over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.” Say what?

Brooke also said that Linda’s new beast-boy or whatever we’re calling him is one of Nick Hogan’s classmates. She went on to say, “I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

The Hogan family is a house full of OLD. They make the Lohans look like pre-schoolers.

Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! What if they accidentally get into the wrong bed at night (it happens)? Barf inducer.

Tags: Buying Children, Hogans, Raffey, Trash

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