Mounds Of Fun

June 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Chichiiiiiiiiiis! I could bounce on those beauties for eternity! Shit, I want to move up in there. The plumbing is probably better than my apartment and she won’t even notice. Motorboating those things will end in suffocation.

Meet the ravishing beauty known as Maxi Mounds. Maxi’s 36MMM chichis has won her the Guinness World Record for the largest breast implants in the world! Mmmmmmm is right!

Maxi’s chichis weigh around 20 pounds each and they are still growing thanks to the “polypropylene string” treatment. Metro UK reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.

You know Xtina will look like this in a couple of years. Oh and remember that flat-chested bitch Sheyla Hershey? She’s the FFF tittied chick from Texas that wants to beat the world’s record. She needs to hang up her no-chichis and call it a day. FAIL!

Below is Maxi in action on “Cristina” a few years ago. I’m in love!!!

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