Lindsay Lohan Explained Her Jacked-Up Accent Again
Lindsay Lohan is putting in work (this is the most work she’s done in centuries!) when it comes to shilling her new reality show; she’s really out here trying to make those sweet MTV dollars. Next stop on Lindsay’s promo tour for her 99 Cent Store Vanderpump Rules knock-off, which premiered last night, was a visit to Entertainment Tonight where she explained her dramatically stupid and randomly appearing European-meets-Middle-East-esque accent.
Lindsay has talked about how stupid she sounds in the past but now that she actually has something to promote and isn’t just floating around Europe finding rich guys to sustain her lifestyle, Lindsay is explaining it again. She’s like Gwyneth with that yoga story–shut up already! We get it: you’re full of shit. But Lindsay claims she’s a cultural sponge who soaks up everything. Including other people’s children. Lindsay said:
“Well, I think it’s because actresses even, I think when I’m around certain dialects it changes each time — Panos even — and you just pick things up along the way.”
When’s the last time Lindsay “acted”? The last thing I saw you in was I Know Who Killed Me and let me tell you sis: you couldn’t authentically portray fear, but you think you’re out here picking up dialects? Okay there, squirrelfriend. Lindsay admits that her accent is wonky AF and will come and go as it pleases:
“Well, a little bit of New Yorker, they all start to come back.”
Lindsay said everyone was going to love her Beach Club show because it shows the drama of what happens when a bunch of beautiful Americans–get this… move to Mykonos. Oh shit! Brace yourselves for the drama!
“But for me, it’s the camera’s flipped… I mean, [the cast is] in Mykonos, it’s their first time in Mykonos coming from America, and so that in itself is enough, and they’re on camera now and so everyone’s different and I see that and I recognize that.”
As a boss, Lindsay says she’s “focused, caring” and “tough”. She’s a “businesswoman” after all. Lindsay also continued patting herself on the back for all she’s accomplished:
“It was just like, wow — I did this, I’m doing this, and it’s mine… I want things to be perfect and it was just a really great feeling. It felt really happy and just grateful.”
Lindsay also said that her family members will be making appearances on the show, so I hope that means we’ll be seeing Dina Lohan getting tanked with Lindsay’s hosts and causing a scene on the beach when she starts a fist fight with some Euro trash. Because if we don’t, what is even the point?
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