Five years and almost two months after Katie Holmes officially became The Ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, she made it very clear with some not-subtle body language that she’s definitely with Jamie Foxx. If you’ve got a Scientology conspiracy theorist in your life, it’s best to leave them alone today; they’ve got an alleged divorce contract timeline to sort out.
Katie and Jamie have been rumored to be getting on each other since 2013, but they kept things very very secret. The only real relationship evidence was one leaked picture of them holding hands. Earlier this year, it was rumored that Katie and Jamie were finally ready to crawl out of their FoxHol and take their relationship public. Well guess who just so happened to get “caught” strolling along the beach in Malibu on Monday?
EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx FINALLY confirm relationship https://t.co/2CsQWgzxIw
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) September 6, 2017
I am so happy for Katie Holmes’ hand. I bet it was looking forward to this day for at least two years, dreaming every night of the moment it could finally slip into Jamie Foxx’s hand and parade in front of the photographers. No doubt her hand woke up extra early that morning to lotion itself up, dust its knuckle with a little setting powder, swipe some Vaseline across its metaphorical smile, and whisper “It’s showtime!” into the vanity mirror.
The Daily Mail says 38-year-old Katie and 49-year-old Jamie walked along the beach, and at one point, splish-splashed a little in the water. That’s all? But that’s barely a public relationship confirmation! Holding hands while talking a long walk along the beach is only half of the equation. Like, they didn’t once think to draw their initials in a heart in the sand with their toes? Celebrity romance is dead.